Monday Post Delayed

by Ron Gilbert
Jun 29, 2015

The normal Monday morning Thimbleweed Park blog post has been delayed until Tuesday because I'M BUSY WORKING ON THE F'ING GAME!

- Ron

Nameless - Jun 29, 2015 at 14:11

What means F'ING ??? :D

Nameless - Jun 29, 2015 at 14:15

RON! DON'T BE A TUNA HEAD!

Lennart - Jun 29, 2015 at 14:15

Fun spreading probably. Let's just hope Ron has tons of fun right now. :-)

Mattias Cedervall - Jun 29, 2015 at 14:22

What game? Tetris?

Nameless - Jun 29, 2015 at 14:31

The normal Monday morning Thimbleweed Park blog post has been delayed until Tuesday because I'M BUSY WORK ON THE F'ING GAME!

a) How appropriate! You fight like a cow!
b) I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion!
c) So you got that job as janitor, after all.
d) Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Natalija - Jun 29, 2015 at 15:35

I think that the answer is : e)Your hemorroids are flaring up again eh?

Mattias Cedervall - Jun 29, 2015 at 15:48

But butt, but butt, but butt, ewww!

Mattias Cedervall - Jun 29, 2015 at 15:47

Maybe suitable for the different characters in Thimbleweed Park?

a) I see the FBI gave you a toy gun to water plants.
b) A lobster is more of a cirkus clown than you.
c) A tin foil hat to hide the fact your brain is missing?
d) I don't think you can predict what day comes after Monday!

Mattias Cedervall - Jun 29, 2015 at 16:44

e) You would get scared by a hamster's lipstick!

Natalija - Jun 29, 2015 at 17:01

Hah, yeah that's good too!! :-D

Zak Phoenix McKracken - Jun 29, 2015 at 15:08

F'ING GAME = Fishing Game... Ron is relaaaaaaaaaxing.... :-)

Mattias Cedervall - Jun 29, 2015 at 15:50

Ron deserves it! :-)

Dominik - Jun 29, 2015 at 15:48

F'ING GAME? Hmmm....

FINALIZING GAME!

Early release: CONFIRMED!

Peter Campbell - Jun 29, 2015 at 21:06

Ron wants to have a full build of the game on display at the Tokyo Game Show in September :D

Darkstorm - Jun 29, 2015 at 16:02

Come now chaps, I think we all get BUSY WORK at some point in our lives

Mattias Cedervall - Jun 29, 2015 at 16:24

His native language is binary, not English.

Tomimt - Jun 29, 2015 at 16:52

STOP F*ING the game immediatly. Nothing good will come of that. And besided I'm sure that's a sin on some religion on an another.

Zombocast - Jun 30, 2015 at 00:54

How about some Ransom the Clown quotes?

a) I once interviewed to be a mime, I never heard back.
b) The only inflation I can keep up with is the helium in my balloons.
c) The hardest Act I've done all week is pretending I care right now.
d) I've got big shoes to fill, my dad juggled 2 kids and a mortgage and he only dropped me twice!
e) My parents once asked me, what do you want to be when you grow up?
TA-DA! People should not make career decisions at age 7.
f) I just finished a book about a clown, "IT" Did not end well for him.

Jammet - Jun 30, 2015 at 07:27

a) Could afford a better nose, but the kids don't buy enough of my bootleg death metal tapes.
b) Never again facepaint from the hardware store. However cheap!
c) Note to self: Check for Fettucini brothers logo on every human cannon BEFORE, not after. (reference to Monkey Island)
d) I can't see a thing in this mask. (reference to Star Wars)
e) ... Laughing on the outside, raging on the inside.
f) I'm done giving free hugs.

Dominik - Jun 30, 2015 at 07:59

Giving hugs should be in the game!

There could be a "Hug" inventory item and you would use it like this:

GIVE Free Hug TO Dead rat

A good Setup for some brillant reactions from the hug-molested inhabitants of TP!

Nor Treblig - Jun 30, 2015 at 16:06

This was another clown, he is called Dropsy!

Jammet - Jul 01, 2015 at 10:07

Remember Broken Sword 2? You had a prank buzzer with you, and when you talk to anybody, you can ask them if they want to shake hands ;D. And the most hilarious thing is not that you actually electrify them; it's the excuses they make - EVERY single one of them - to not to have to shake hands with you!

Nor Treblig - Jul 01, 2015 at 19:21

Hehe, yes, I remember! I think it was BS1. Talking about clowns...

Zombocast - Jul 02, 2015 at 08:44

Lets catch that clown!
http://bbrunomoraes.tumblr.com/post/119557782417

DZ-Jay - Jun 30, 2015 at 07:36

That is F'ING hilarious! :)

-dZ.

Mattias Cedervall - Jun 30, 2015 at 07:48

Really good! :-)

David Barto - Jul 02, 2015 at 13:49

It's ok, go work on that "F'ING GAME"!